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Behold the power of porn!

Finally, a solution for our economic woes. Instead of money featuring a bunch of old dead white men, we make pornography our currency. (Gives a new meaning to the term “money shot” eh?) Aside from the ideas mentioned at the website, there are countless other benifits to this change. Never again, would a father have to talk to his son about the value of money. A man could be carful with his money without being labled cheap. Pervert, yes. Cheap, no. Greenspan would be replaced by some guy constantly masturbating in his parent’s basement. Hell, the perverts of the world would be the best at saving money. The files on my computer alone would make me a billionare. I’m sure someone more versed in economics could provide interesting ideas (Tim, I’m looking in your direction.)

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