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I Worry About My Sperm…Are They Happy?

Their only goal in life is to find an egg to fertilize, even in the face of my goal being stopping them from doing that with any means necessary. Fortunately for me, and other like-minded individuals, there’s a new weapon in the fight. Good thing it’s an implant, though, because I forget where I put my keys at least three times in any given day, and I can’t imagine trying to remember to take a pill in the morning.

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