A Great Mind Returns
Our old buddy Kyle Dickman is back! With a front-page story in the ODE none-the-less. It’s nice to see that ol’ Kyle has gone from annoying comment troll to Emerald freelancer. You keep up the good work on the lame puff pieces about art museums, buddy!
If you want to see a page of vitriolic comments by “kyledickman” check this out.
If “kyledickman” and the Emerald freelancer are one and the same, I hope that he has since learned the difference between “then” and “than” and other important facets of the English language.
Here’s my favorite “Dick Man” comment:
The emerald and the OC are one in the same. Research it and you will find little difference between the two besides the classifieds and the OC is easier to tell it to go fuck yourself.
“tell it to go fuck yourself.”
“tell it to go fuck yourself.”
“tell it to go fuck yourself.”
It just gets funnier everytime…
And then there was this strange comment:
“I love you. I will prove it when you get on all fours.”
and this one:
“This is a true story I have titled “I”: I am what some would call a liberal. I am someone who lived abouve this refuge. I am someone who have been all through the refuge “they” speak of. This refuge is very boring and cold. The things that are down in this refuge are in abundance everywhere else and people have no clue what’s it like. I know and it sucks there. email me if you have a question”
Kind of a zen quality to all that. You know, if zen went crazy and started getting all obscene.
My fucking god, I never thought I’d see his name in print. I went to high school with Kyle. I was friends with his big brother Garret. Garret’s erstwhile nickname was “big dickman”, and Kyle’s of course was…
In his defense though, the man shotgun a 12oz can faster than you can say, “Ewwww! Pabst!”
Wonder what high school it was. If Kyle’s writing is any indication, it must have a VERY weak English as Second Language program :)