I’m Not Exactly Sure What This Is Other Than Creepy
Subservient Chicken is a very strange little website where one can order a man in a chicken suit to do things. His poorly-animated flash dancing is really quite something. What exactly, I’m not sure, but it is definitely something.



Oh wow, I totally made the chicken make out with a pillow. I don’t know if I needed to see that.
See also this.
Damn you, Burger King.
Tell Brad Schmidt to take off that suit and get back to work
Nahh…Brad’s all right, it’s probably that slacker Montry :-)
dammit Dreier, there’s no captain morgan in my coffee! Oh, did I say that out loud?
BTW, I got ahold of a certain police report. I’ll drop by sometime and show it off for your guys’ viewing pleasure. ;)
Sweet.
I almost forgot about a certain police report… very nice.