Jesus: Hot or Not?
Emerald columnist Porscha Collette Carey seems to be running out of ideas and this is only her third column. Not only does she resort to writing about something that was in the latest Cosmopolitan, but she also tackles the topic of Jesus and his apparently newfound popularity in America. Undaunted by the fact that this topic was covered ad nauseum around the time ‘The Passion’ was hitting theaters, Carey uses Jesus t-shirts and Christian pop music as proof of Jesus’ popularity among Americans. And I always figured that the religion named after him was enough evidence that Jesus was pretty popular already.
I have a t-shirt that says, “Abominable Snowman.” Does this mean the Yeti are finally getting the popular recognition that is their due?
PS. Yes it’s the same shirt that jackass drummer is wearing in the Maroon 5 video. Bastard.
But if she’s going to be the next Carrie Bradshaw, she has to start somewhere.
Geez…think outside of the box here people.
Here’s what they should have run as the headline:
Column-Writing Masterclass, Step One: Open Cosmopolitan, Await Inspiration.
Sort it out, Paben.