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This Just In: George W. Bush Will KILL YOUR BABY AND GRANDMOTHER.

By making sure that there’s not enough flu vaccine to go around. Bush personally contaminated the whole supply from that British company just to make sure that your pregnant wife and your sickly old grandmother will DIE OF THE FLU! Just ask John Kerry.

  1. Andy D says:

    Vincent, I saw that a couple weeks ago. Definatly a great presentation, short movie though. I think it needs a little more pizzaz for it to attract a lot of viewers from the opposing planet.

    But it definatly would fucking suck to go through an 8 hour hearing on a violation of the “racial ethics” at UC…and fuck those assholes who say kill all the rag heads. I don’t even say that..

  2. Andy D says:

    What? You don’t care for the mighican mile? Chicago is a lot more, well, conservative minded in conversation…..

  3. Vincent says:

    Err, a bit off-topic, but on the off-chance you guys haven’t seen this, you might be interested in watching ‘Brainwashing 101’. Despite the… well… paralyzingly awful title, it’s actually a pretty interesting little movie that reminded me of all the box-dumping bullshit, among other things, that the Commentator had to put up with at the UO.

    Anyways, greetings from Shitcago. This fuckhole makes even Eugene look rosy by comparison.

    -v

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