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The damned election still hasn’t happened

But at least according to one indicator, it’s already settled. Advantage Kerry.

{Awareness raising: The “Unarmed Prophet“}

  1. Timothy says:

    I’ve got your Magic Eight Ball right here *SNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

  2. Sho says:

    I think that’s what Wonkette used.

  3. Melissa says:

    Let’s ask the Magic 8-ball. That should decide it once and for all.

  4. Timothy says:

    Ahh yes, but a guy my dad plays golf with who’s correctly predicted every Presidential race since Truman (including Truman’s victory) is calling Bush…again, TOO CLOSE, I SAY!

  5. Matt says:

    Let’s not forget the astrologist from Indian, who is actually referred to as “Emperor of the Astrologists”. And I quote, “It is cosmic writ that George W. Bush cannot become president of the United States again”. How many electoral votes does jupiter have again? I forget.

  6. Timothy says:

    Ah yes, but the Bush halloween mask sold better than the Kerry mask. Mixed indicators? Is the race too close to call?

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