“It’s Not Even A Real Country Anyway”
Just when you though things couldn’t get any bleaker, more terrible news: it seems sociology adjunct Chuck Hunt will not be the last Marxist standing. In the wake of a second Bush victory, he’s off to Canada. (Follow the link to see a photo that should win the ODE some kind of award.) Meanwhile, Eugene media seems to be going out of its way to provide me with Spew today:
The current buzz about an American exodus to Canada is not unprecedented, Hunt said. While under apartheid rule, South Africa experienced a steady exodus of people upset with the overtly racist practices of the South African government.
“That’s the kind of context you can see this in,” Hunt said.
Golly. If that’s the way he feels, I think he should hurry off to Canada without delay. After all, I’d have wanted to get out of apartheid South Africa too!
Is “it” in this case The HIV? So that epedemic is Ruff’s fault?
That’s what she said.
….
I’ll get me coat.
I get it! I get it!
Too-shay.
If I remember correctly, the problem is not getting you out of South Africa, but getting you out of South Africans.
Hey, give Artest some credit. At least he was always planning to come back, you know.
Anyway, I didn’t realize that Hunt was going to leave no matter how the election turned out. Doesn’t that change the story’s hook? And by “change,” I mean “negate.”
Quote of the Day:
“The only thing I heard [Kerry] say was he was willing to do anything, with no limitations, to defeat terrorism,” Hunt said.
But what would you have… Would it have better if… I mean, isnt’ defeating…
I’m speechless. This is Ron Artest level insanity. When’s the album dropping?