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Good News!

Former OC contributor Brian Boone is alive and well. And he’s rocking the hell out of PITTSBURGH. Make sure you cacth him next Sunday at the HARD ROCK CAF´┐Ż Station Square (412) 481-7625 Doors open @ 8:30pm With David Gamble and opening act marklane. Advanced Tickets $5.00 from performers @ shows.

But enough of this nonsense. It’s New Years Eve! I’m clearly already drunk! Or maybe you’re the drunk one. Who do you think you are anyway? Nobody, that’s who.

  1. Tyler says:

    As long as it didn’t involve “hate fucking” an underage Russian girl I’m all for it.

    Way to go, Zach.

  2. THE ZACH EVENSON says:

    It really was more like five and a half.

  3. Timothy says:

    Still doesn’t make him a contributor, it’s only me after all.

  4. Pete says:

    He was a doctor Tim, and he offered to save your life. Jeez.

  5. Timothy says:

    NAY! He was never a contributor, AP columnist only.

  6. Ben Miller says:

    In related news, a former OC contributor totally took two hits of ecstasy and fucked some chick from Tiller for six hours on New Years. Way to go Zach, I guess a little thing like “consent” won’t stop the determined.

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