Sign outside the EMU today: “COME FIND OUT WHY EGGS & DAIRY AREN’T FEMINIST FOOD”.
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Melissa: Would sideways also help?
Ha! That made my morning. Fuck comment spam. Fuck it to hell and back.
“Girls can get out and do all of these overly sexually performances and we applaud them and that’s not right,” said Democratic Rep. Al Edwards of Houston
Why not? It’s free! Imagine it as a public good, a booty-licious public good…
Lascivious!
Bawdy!
Ribald!
Meet me in the street at high noon, boy. Bring yer guns.
And bullets.
While on the topic of Texas…
Meh. Gives new meaning to “Fuck Texas”.
The average comment spammer’s mate requirements appear to be “hot blondes on video viagra cialis penis enhancement live sex brittney spears preggers sex.” In that order.
I can’t wait to see the results that one brings on Google.
Texas-fucking dick? Your dick is inflated like bad hair, dry, and yellow? That’s sad, and kind of scary, you might want to see a urologist about that.
what about some good Cambodian breast milk…
My mom ain’t a horse, and that seems to be most of spammers’ choice of mate.
Although if she is a horse, that would explain my enormous Texan-fucking dick.
Fucking your mom.
Where are the sex site spammers when you need them?
VULVAE!
Yup. That’s what I was looking for.
BOOBS!
EGGS!!
Not sure what you want from me here, Melissa. Is this a reference to my own spectatular man-boobs, or a cue for me to rack up a little more praise of the feminine kind? Either way:
BYUUBES!!!
Know what else? Breast milk. That shit should be illegal. All feedin’ children and whatnot… by advocating breastfeeding, people promote an anti-woman atmosphere. Mothers shackled by their reproductive lactation “duties”? I think not. Mammary features have so many other functions (enter Danimal…).
My god, now I can’t eat anything! Bread, meat, processed cheese food, now eggs and dairy! I’m going to starve to death, and I’m blaming it on the feminists.
Chickens and cows perpetuate the male rape culture. Duh.
Splitting hairs is a form of oppression, Timbo.
I thought slugs were hermaphrodites.
Stupid people never realize when they’re being stupid, do they?
And Toby felt threatened by the OC….
Why, of course: egg hens and dairy cows are sex slaves of the patriarchy! Why hadn’t I noticed that before?
And so we have the inevitable cross-breeding of identity politics and animal rights. Well, since we’re headed this way, I might as well raise some awareness . . . Alert the LGBTQA: They’re eating transsexuals in Asia!
Because a true feminist doesn’t consume the ova of other, multispecieal feminists?