The Ol’ “I’m Takin’ This Fake Cock to My Cousin” Ruse
When will Onterrio Smith learn: Airport security will always find your stash of plastic cocks and freeze-dried urine. Always, my friend.
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When someone finds white powder in the movies, they take a little taste to see what it is.
Eww.
Dried urine snort…mmm.
Yup.
I suck.
Wonderful. Fucking government.
This sounds like a job for… FEDERAL GOVERNMENT!
*Batman Theme Song*
“The police detained him because he was carrying vials of white powder through the airport.”
I hope no shady officers took sample snorts…
The police detained him because he was carrying vials of white powder through the airport. They didn’t know it was dried urnine, and they’re not going to believe the guy carrying it until they test to see if it’s coke or H or something.
His detainment at the airport had nothing to do with his troubles with the league.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Now see, if that guy was writing comics I bet they would be funny.
There’s a suggestion, put him on the staff, and you can even keep the same idiot currently writing them as the crappy artist.
Why he was detained? You have to understand the system. When you apply for a federal job they give you both a psychological and an intelligence test. If you fail the psycho you get assigned to customs and immigration. Fail the intel – then it’s off to homeland security at the airport for you. ‘Nuff said!
He failed a drug test for Mary Jane resulting in his four game suspension last year.
the whizzinator is a dangerous weapon
You think he’s on steroids or dope? Both?
When you try to fool drug tests, the terrorists win.
What I don’t understand is why the police detained him. As far as I know, it’s not illegal to try and beat a drug test, at least when it’s not being given by a law enforcement agency.