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Destroy or be Destroy-ed

Thank you, livescience.com. Now when OSPIRG blames humans for destroying the planet, simply point them in this direction and present them with the scientific feasibility of actually destroying Earth.

What’s that? You say hurling science at OSPIRG should be like taking a vampire sunbathing, right? Correct, they should just shrivel up and turn to dust. But having actual pondered methods of planet ruining is better.

As predicted, there was indeed a Douglas Adams citation included. Enjoy.