Reason Hit & Run: “Your tears are so yummy and sweet.“
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Sho, it’s the image of the year.
Not mentioned: Behind the fat crying girl, pathetically clasping her similarly clothed parasitic twin, is the stony-faced, bespecled spectre of a young Herbert Hoover. At least that’s what I see.
The two funniest things on TV are:
1) A crying fat person
2) A crying child.
A fat crying child is, therefore, the funniest thing that can be on TV.
Worry not, Dustin. This is all apart of my master plan. Once I reach the SCOTUS, liberal peons like this Sho character will tremble in FEAR! There I will be able completely unleash my neo-Christian/Evangelical/Gay Hatin’/Schiavo-lovin’/Creationist/UberRepublican super powers!
BE AFRAID, SHO! I’LL BE COMING FOR YOUR CIVIL LIBERTIES FIRST! THEY WILL TASTE SO YUMMY IN MY TUMMY! YUM! YUM! YUM! I’ll even save a bit for my daughter. She hates liberty and freedom just as much as her dear old dad!
Wait, Dan Savage has spent the last four years saying my name is synonymous with a frothy mixture of WHAT?!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (This is non-sarcastic by the way. I really do love it when I pathetic child cries.)
This is also the return of Sho Ikeda, ladies and gentlemen.
You surely have to find some glimmer of humor in the notion that Santorum’s daughter probably now believes that God has forsaken her dad. As one commenter put it, “Maybe Evil has just taken over the world, or perhaps the Tribulation has started and since they’re all still here, they somehow missed the Rapture-Bus. I’d be crying too!”
However, if you don’t, that’s okay.
That post was absolutely pathetic and I’m now dumber for having glanced over it.