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How Not To Argue Against Abortion

I’m not trying to start a debate over abortion here, but, uh, I think this article will be able to serve as the gold standard of how not to advocate a pro-life position.

  1. Niedermeyer says:

    Be careful what you wish for… baby.

  2. Blaser says:

    Here’s a thought … why don’t men keep their dick in their pants?

    Problem solved.

  3. Nick says:

    RE:Abortion numbers too high

    Stop abortion! Preserve the Mafia!

  4. Bruce says:

    I know their are a number of people who can

  5. Blaser says:

    Bruce, this world is not a perfect place. You cannot look at this issue strictly by numbers, as there are multiple factors which cause people to engage in unprotected sex. A lack of information and resources, drug use, rape, and general stupidity all contribute to such large numbers of unwanted pregnancies. And you are right … many women have a hard time taking hormones because of the adverse side effects, which can be debilitating. You talk about the implant, but many women cannot use that device because of the strength of the hormones involved, which make it so effective.

    In my perfect world, men would be taking the pills and fucking up their natural hormonal balance, but that’s never going to happen. Just remember when you talk about the miracle of hormones as an effective birth control method that it is unnatural for women to add hormones to their system for years on end, and that the responsibility of an unwanted pregnancy lies with both parties, male and female.

    Or, you could just bitch slap your woman. That would solve the problem in an instant.

  6. Bruce says:

    Abortion numbers are far too high

  7. Timothy says:

    When you lance that little bastard in the womb, the terrorists win.

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