Aroused Jesus Update
Well, apparently we got it wrong. According to an angry collective member, The Insurgent did not reprint the “Aroused Jesus” Issue, but are merely redistributing original issues. Furthermore, the fourth issue of the Insurgent has come out today, and it is a thing of beauty and a joy forever, as the poet said.
Sorry Insurgents, y’all aren’t quite as big of a joke as we thought. Although now my new collection of “Aroused Jesus” issues will fetch even more on ebay, because they are originals, and we also have a new issue to SPEW the hell out of. Oh yes, and there’s even something for the poor, downtrodden campus christians too… page 21 has a picture of a topless young lady from burning man. Oh the oppression! Defund NOW!
I find it better that they chose to recirculate, causing more controversy and more
What a waste, though. I find it better that they chose to recirculate, causing more controversy and more ‘sickened grief’.
And it’s recycling, not trash.
According to the ODE website, theres a guest response to Higgins letter from the editor of the SI.
“…we have been distributing back issues from last year, including the Jesus issue, around campus in order to clear some office space for ourselves.” – SI editor (Sam something, I believe)
Thats what trash bins are for. Garbage goes in the trash can.
10k line item aside, we can
Yes, “Flar Jizz.”
As in “blossom semen.”
“Flar jizz”?? Dammit, now I’m going to have to go find one of the damnable things and stare at it until I pull some sense out of it.
Fortunately, this will be taking place at Rennie’s, which may well aid the ‘making sense of the Insurgent’ process.
Reserve your judgement until you read Goldman’s “Flar Jizz” piece.
I’m still speechless.
I think it’s just taking them a while to come up with anything that’ll surpass this.
I think it’s just taking them a while to come up with anything that’ll surpass this.
I think it’s just taking them a while to come up with anything to surpass this.
Or they could at least update their website.
Maybe they should spend that $10,000 to get their name bumped up on Google. If you search for “student insurgent” the OC comes up first.
Thank god not another year of this… and why ask for more of the Insurgent, really….
I’m just curious to see how they manage to spend the $10,000-ish that’s sitting in their “Insurgent Publication” line item, considering it’s now halfway through spring term. Meh, they’ll probably get another increase next year.
This new issue makes it a total of four for the year. And they still get more money than you guys. How does that make you feel … ?