The Hate Issue
It’s finally here. The moment you’ve all been waiting for.
In the left corner we have safety, the ASUO, sissies and the crosswalk on Franklin. *boo, hiss*
And, in the right corner, it’s the issue with issues, the magazineosaurus, the champ, THE HATE ISSUE! *crowd goes nuts*
Y’all ready for this? *cue music*
L-uh-HET’S GET REEAADY TO RUUUUUUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!
*House comes down, pandemonium erupts. Read the fucking issue.*
Something I just thought of:
I hate people who come to parties and decide that it’s THEIR responsibility to change the music that’s playing, especially when it’s playing off someone’s COMPUTER. I don’t like the thought of random drunken grubby hands all over my shit, and usually when I have I’m doing music for a party, I’ve made a setlist of tracks I want to play, and i may or may not add others in on the fly. It’s not your party jackass, not your house, and not your computer. When I pick shit, it’s picked for a reason. You might not like this one song playing, but I set up a list for the occasion, for EVERYONE’s enjoyment, not your drunk ass.
And please, PLEASE, if you are jackass-ish enough to change the music, don’t pick Dr Dre. I’ve heard 2001 more times than I care to count, and really, he may be talented, but dre isn’t all that hot for parties, especially if it’s a DANCE party.
The feces spreading was the best group effort by the OC thus far. Don’t try to distance yourself from that momentous occasion, Mr. Bladine.
whoops.
*smears feces on self*
whoops.
I’m a big fan of the ‘sudsy says’ line, but I guess that doesn’t really count…
We should do a tally for favorite line at the meeting today, throw together some shoddy trophy, and rotate it every issue.
Niedermeyer: I know he did not write that, I was responding to Blaser’s comment to Dallas, “I think you have the best line in the issue,” knowing that the feces line came from someone else. Your lack of detail, purpose of slander and possible obsession with spread feces all over yourself disturbs me.
Ossie: Dallas didn’t come up with that line… I only mention it because it was um, semi-autobiographical. I’ll leave it there.
Mad props to everyone for their stuff. It works well.
Dallas, you’re a skilled writer who has “been there and done that.”
I have to disagree with you Blaser, you don’t get a better line than “I was so excited i totally smeared feces on myself.” We all know how embarrassing that can be.
Agreed; great issue. And Ted, if you’re ever up for a rousing round of Edward 40-hands, just say the word. 🙂
Dallas, I think you have the best line in the issue when you compare J-Rod and J-Stew myself, but you also get the award for best picture, hands down!
Hey, what do you mean when you say “skilled writers as well as guys like Dallas”? Are they mutually exclusive?
I should go to Senate meetings
The cool little member who’s job it was to sit in the corner, roll my eyes and talk some shit. I may not have really been a member, but I tried my best to be a dick. We had some fun.
🙂 IS nice….., Daniels right Ted, you were like our cool little 19th member! lol.
p.s. daniels: I’m really glad we were on senate together!!!
Great Hate Issue. One of the best I’ve seen. Good move to bring in skilled writers as well as guys like Dallas who have “been there and done that.” You guys aren’t simply complaining about the problems, but rather, looking for proactive ways to fix these problems. And Ted, your advice and input to the ASUO was great this year. The Commentator is continuing to become a stronger and stronger force to be dealt with on this campus. But on the topic of this campus, I’m happy as hell that this is the last Monday I’ll ever spend here.