Summer Issue Distribution
The sun was out, and it was a beautiful day. Freshmen girls were out. So was the UO Duck and our most beloved President Frohnmayer. Four brave, valiant warriors carrying a box and a stack of magazines ventured out onto the campus as it
sprung to life.
“Who wants a Go Ducks magazine?” we asked. “Also known as the Oregon Commentator.” we carried 
enlightenment too the campus. The incoming freshmen greedily took stacks of the Commentator when they gazed upon the back cover. Just inside the cover, they were greeted with the phallic depiction of the Obelisk in the quad. Fresh malleable minds. Nothing makes my day more than twisting the first impression of students of the campus. And nothing is more exciting for an OC staffer than Distribution Day.
Amongst the recipients of our disbursement, notables are:
The UO Duck
Freshmen and their parents
Stefanie Loh
And most importantly…our very own President Frohnmayer, whom by the way was hanging out at Rennie’s, not just the cool place for OC staff, but also the cool place for the high echelon of society.
I think Jeb Smock was acting like a Faulknerian man-child
Blaser don’t be ridiculous. You know that it is impossible to beat Deb holding up a hate issue while doing her best impression Grendel. [I used to be an English major.]
I’m glad y’all are distributing to Johnson Hall again. That sort of fell off for awhile, good show! Also, the Frohn has been going to Rennie’s for years, usually about 2:30 or 3pm. He might not be my favorite dude ever, but the man has impeccable taste in fine drinking establishments.
Good work, kids! The combination of Das Frohn and the Duck with summer issues might just might beat my pic of Deb with the Hate Issue …