Important Message for UO Student Ticket Holders
Yell “O!” Drink. Fornicate.
Our football team deserves our diehard and relentless support, but we need to do it in a way that is merciless and makes for an intrepid reflection for the
- Bring your Duck ID card and ticket to get into the game, unless you want to be harrased by slump-busters of Crowd Management. Remember, when stubbing friends in, immediately walk out the gate once you have a stamp, lick the entire thing, and press firm and swiftly to the inside of your friends’ wrist.
- Respect all attendees, unless they are wearing enemy colors, in which case barking, insults about their mother and tasteful gestures representing what the Ducks will do to the Trojans on Rich Brooks Field are a few of many ways to show your appreciation for their presence. Families with children attend these games too, so set a good example by cursing loudly and drinking heavily.
- Enjoy the game without alcohol or other drugs, but have one hell of a grand time with them.
A message from the OC Editor In Chief.
Go Ducks.
Good post, Ossie.
Beat the Trojans!
Go ducks!
Fucking A, GO DUCKS!
I cannot express the relief I feel to be able to actually watch the ASU game next Saturday, instead of having to watch the stats update online. I don’t think my blood pressure could stand another games worth of dropped connections in the middle of key drives, or screaming at little animated players to catch little animated balls when Gametracker “recreates” the previous play. I need some real football now! It’s national championship time, baby!
Hey Ted, get this shit. Next weekend I have to miss the #4 Sun Devils get their ass beatin by #5 Ducks because of the CN Conference. Shit! Hopefully I will at least have a chance to make it to a Tempe bar to point and yell at some stupid ASU fans.
Go Ducks!
Heh, at least the game will be on! And at least you won’t have to wake up at 6 am to watch Gametracker update.
Ossie: The appropriate behavior for a CN conference is drinking heavily. Enjoy!
Pissing on potted plants in the hotel hallway is optional. However, putting drinks on your douchey roommate’s credit card is required and recommended.
See also, pretending to be from hotel security and making fun of the Princeton Tory editor’s bowtie.
You guys should put Canzano’s blog post about Colleen Bellotti out front. It’s just too good to miss!
I was thinking about it Meghann, but in my opinion, it’s worthless banter. Why should anyone care about a half-ass piss ant of a sports writer getting told by coach’s ex? Maybe if I worked for People Magazine I would be more entitled to run it.
Good point, Ossie. I forgot how high the standards were at this blog.
The standard are so high they don’t even know what’s going on.
Our standards are so high we can’t even see other blogs from our lofty, intellectual vantage point. Let Joe Canzano eat cake.
Harumph Harumph Harumph Harumph
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