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EW’s Wink + Kink now online

The Eugene Weekly finally has their new dating and personals site, Wink + Kink, online, providing the Commentator with a new, limitless source of comedy. The only question is how many I SAW YOU’s can you handle?  For example:

Hey, um, I saw you at the VRC in the food court reading manga, “Got Rice?” Tee shirt, glasses, very cute. Saw you later watching “Smart People” alone, thought you had an adorable giggle. Me: kind of loud girl sitting in the row in front of you, red Chuck Taylors, MC Chris shirt and Foster’s sweatshirt, glasses, ponytail. I get a discount on manga at work, interested??

Or, on a slightly more disturbing note:

You activate my motion sensing flood lights practically every night when you walk by. Why don’t you stop and say hi? Is it my big telescope that distracts you?

The site currently has a free promotion going, and being the curious journalist that I am (and single), I have started exploring this strange, new meat market. The “Wink” section of the site is set up more like a conventional dating site, while “Kink” is more, well, kinky. I haven’t delved into the horrors of “Kink” yet, but the public has a right to know, dammit! Expect a full report soon.

  1. Cheerio says:

    Student voice?

  2. Vincent says:

    I’ve been told Grim Gnarlicon will be opening an account shortly.

  3. CJ Ciaramella says:

    Allllright. Now all I have to do is sit back and let all the hott 40-year-old women of Eugene come to me.

  4. Vincent says:

    CJ: As of right now, you’re one of the “Featured Members” of Wink! Lucky dog!

  5. Michelle Haley says:

    Please tell me you’re going to use the “hear my voice” option to it’s fullest.

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