Creepiest American Apparel Ad Ever
This is one of those images that’s all the more horrifying because you can’t quite pin down what’s going on. Creepy-close family members or jazzercise/swinger group in the midst of undress before an orgy? How can a mustache exude that much of a pedophile vibe without causing a rip in space-time? The ad exhorts us to “stock up for school.” What kind of school are these people attending?
I think it should be Athan Papailiou. Furthermore, I think we should install fingerprint scanners on the gavels, like the Lawgiver that shocks any unauthorized users.
I think Johnny Delashaw should be Senate President. It just makes sense.
This is an awesome story jackson. It is really entertaining to read. Keep writing the good stuff b/c this is literary gold. Oh, and thanks for taking the time to spell my name correctly…no one ever seems to get it right.
All true! Spoken like a political insider considering Jackson is an emu demi-god
This photo reminds me of the love fest between asuo senators Nick Schultz, Carina Miller, and Kate Jones before internally fighting over who will be the next senate president.
Kate Jones, in an effort to streamline her influence over fellow Rock the Yellow senators’ opinions and votes, initiated a chain of command of sorts. Schultz, who would be her whip was reluctant to carry on since such a scenario would place him below Ms. Jones. Carina, third in command under Jones, felt the structure to be suitable considering Jones’s seniority in the senate. Schultz began to defect when a memo by Jones leaked ordering Senators Sheldon and Gower to vote against any proposal Senator Scandalios might present before the senate. Reluctant to only run for vice president, and deliver suggestions by Jones to other senators throughout the year, Schultz has decided to run for Senate President against Jones this fall. With the command structure terminated, Senator Miller has expressed a desire to run for Senate President as well.
Socks and sandals without pants?
Yup. I kind of like the socks without pants thing. Kind of hot.
Can you guys see it now?
Dammit, the picture shows up on my computer. I shall fix it.
No link. CJ just wants us to sit here and use our cobwebbed imaginations.
Link?