The Oregon Commentator Approves This Development; Can’t Afford It
Sam Adams has come out with a beer, “Utopia“, boasting 25% alcohol content by volume:
Marketed as an ideal after-dinner tipple, the strong, rich, dark drink is not carbonated and features four types of hops which give it an earthy, spicy, herbal taste… [S]moked malts add an amber color, and a variety of yeast were used during fermentation, including the same yeast used in champagne. As a result, the slightly fruity brew has a sweet, malty flavor that resembles the deep, rich grape taste of a vintage Port, fine Cognac, or old Sherry.
Alas, it’s $300 a bottle. Anyone want to buy 30 or so Sudsy shirts so the Commentator staff can pay for a bottle?
Sam Adam’s Utopia have been around for a while, if I can remember right. They used to be cheaper too, around $100 US. Unfortunately, you can’t even buy them in Oregon, due to legal restrictions.
That’s a real shame.
$300? That’s a bit much. You can get Dogfish Head’s 120 minute IPA, which is around 20% ABV for around $9.
True. We could buy a lot more Dogfish Head off the proceeds from 30 Sudsy shirts.
Heck, each Sudsy shirt equals a bottle. I propose a campus barter system.
Hey, we sold a shirt today, so we’re already 1/30th of the way there!
even the staff were able to buy one bottle blackout drew would probably bogart the whole damn thing
OC officially not funny or interesting or relevant as of Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeen 2008
as an aside the enema actually made me churtle today. i doubt it will continue to, but I challenge it to do so again.
I still might buy an OC t-shirt
If anyone has the DIY spirit, here’s an option.
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I wanna get trashed before Tuesday night.
“Churtle” is not a word. A wordsmith you are not.
According to Urban Dictionary, “churtle” means
1. One who exhibits the qualities of both a chicken and a turtle.
2. A male giggle, since only girls “giggle.” A masculine giggle
3. To rub your genitals on someone’s stomach.
God, I love web 2.0.
“3. To rub your genitals on someone
orwellduk has just realized algore’s internet is making him a cyborg/hybrid. Therefore must retire. So signing off emailand and blogs permanently. You-owe-just sue it!
R.I.P. Orwellduk.