12 Things My Dorm Fire Inspector Wasn’t Happy About
1. The spit on the handrail on his way upstairs
2. Going to get the key only to find my door open upon return
3. We were listening to the Bloodhound Gang’s “Fire Water Burn”
4. Speaker wire wrapped around sprinklers
5. Duct Tape on door seams
6. 8+ plugs in one outlet
7. Broken Frisbee on sprinkler
8. Over-sized refrigerator running on extension cord to the closet
9. Spanky’s dirty underwear hiding the extension cord.
10. Sublime hat on sprinkler
11. The GoJo and toilet paper I stole from the community bathroom
12. The need for the replacement of signs reminding us not to smoke weed in our rooms
I would be pissed about walking into a room where the bloodhoundgang was playing also.