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Sunday Best

Text message conversation with my brother:

Me: (With picture attached) This is what I want for my birthday.

Brother: It’s like ‘Wooly Willy’!

Me: Yeah, if Wooly Willy were responsible for the deaths of 100 million people.

Brother: I’m sure a few kids opened his head and died eating the metal shavings.

Me: Yeah but you only spent those few days in the hospital.