Text message conversation with my brother:
Me: (With picture attached) This is what I want for my birthday.
Brother: It’s like ‘Wooly Willy’!
Me: Yeah, if Wooly Willy were responsible for the deaths of 100 million people.
Brother: I’m sure a few kids opened his head and died eating the metal shavings.
Me: Yeah but you only spent those few days in the hospital.