Keep Portland Weird?
Lt. Kelli Sheffer says the intruder told police he had just broken into a home Monday evening when the owner arrived – and the caller was worried the homeowner might have a gun.
Accompanied by his two German Shepherds, the homeowner found the intruder and asked what he was doing in the house. That’s when the stranger locked himself in a bathroom and phoned police.
The homeowner called police with his account.
Sheffer says 24-year-old Timothy James Chapek, of Portland, was booked into jail for investigation of first-degree criminal trespass.
The phone call (it’s really funny):
The dream of the 90s is alive in Portland…
Best part was when he immediately followed “I broke in” with “I was kidnapped.”
“The chickens are inside”