First is the Worst: Natty Light
In both old, and bad, news: Natural Light “beer” has become the first beer in space. The people at Natural Light launched a can into the heavens on November 17, reportedly inspired by some assholes on Facebook. The can rocketed into the sky up to “90,000ft+” before returning to the Earth, playing a proverbial game of “Just the Tip” with our atmosphere.
What’s going to be shot up next? Who knows. Probably a fucking Kardashian. Hopefully someone has some cans of OG Four Loko stashed, that is the only thing that will make extraterrestrials run from Earth in fear.
Best part (2:26) “What up aliens? Where the party at, we brought the beer!”
I’m sorry, but you have your terminology wrong. NatLite was most definitely not the first beer in space. For one thing, it’s no more a beer than O’Doul’s is. Further, and perhaps of greater relevance, is the fact that, following a Frank Zappa concert at the Portland Paramount, Zappa himself showed up at The Last Hurrah, jammed for a bit with a local band, and subsequently drank actual beer. I was at both venues, and I saw it all with my own eyes. That, my friend, was the first beer in space.