The Tater Awards Issue, Hot Off the Press
June 11th, 2012 by AshleyThe Tater Awards Issue is now available for your viewing pleasure. Anarchists! Bike Lanes! Whitney Houston! All served up with some nice, buttery snarkiness.
Archive for the 'Miscellaneous' CategoryThe Tater Awards Issue, Hot Off the PressJune 11th, 2012 by AshleyThe Tater Awards Issue is now available for your viewing pleasure. Anarchists! Bike Lanes! Whitney Houston! All served up with some nice, buttery snarkiness. The People Have SpokenJune 7th, 2012 by AshleyWell, this guy has, anyway. Three likes. Three likes. I believe that constitutes a job well-done. (Oh, and here’s the article the comment is attached to, in case anyone cares. Whatever.) The Oregon Commentator, Booze, and QuestionsMay 19th, 2012 by C.W. Keating
Three of our distinguished staffers, Mr. Colin Keating, Mr. Nicholas G. Ekblad, and the lovely Allison Berl imbibe alcohol and ask people questions. The results may surprise you… but not really. MCA of The Beastie Boys Dies at 47May 4th, 2012 by Nick Ekblad
Adam Nathanial Yauch, a great hero and matchless artist of the innovative group The Beastie Boys– the three original proponents of fighting for our right to party– has passed away. He sadly lost his long battle with cancer this morning. Having announced his battle with a cancerous parotid gland and lymph node in July of 2009, MCA, along with fellow Beasties Ad-Roc and Mike D, postponed their new album and tour. Just last month, The Beastie Boys were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame– only the third hip-hop group to accomplish this. Born and raised in Brooklyn, New York, Yauch taught himself how to play bass guitar and formed a hardcore punk band with his friends Mike Diamond and Adam Horovitz. Their transition to hip-hop led them to break unknown ground in the world of music and bestowed upon them unmatched sound and fame, along with multiple Grammys. Play ’em loud all day in remembrance. Rest in peace, MCA.
Katie Taylor Hates the ODEApril 17th, 2012 by Kellie B.Sure, we all love throwing ODEs in the trash, but at the end of the day, its just plain wrong. Katie Taylor’s “liking” of this meme is just another example of her total lack of respect for “Your school,” and “Your voice.”
ASUO Senate – 4/11/12April 11th, 2012 by RebeccaASUO ELECTIONS ’12: Who is Katie Taylor? *UPDATEDApril 5th, 2012 by Hailey*Check out her shady campaign website on which she instructs students how to vote on the ballot measures ! Name Katie Taylor Year in School 4th Year Major Planning, Public Policy and Management Hometown Queenstown, Maryland. Tell us your slate, ever so briefly. And more importantly, provide a succinct yet compelling set of sentences that aim to rationally persuade us to adhere to it. The Katie & Alex slate is a diverse set of passionate students with proactive plans to empower and advocate for students. This is our school, it only makes sense that we get what we want out of it and that our voices are heard in the decisions that matter to us, from the cost of our education to campus sustainability to fairly representing all communities on campus. Which inadequacy or injustice at the UO keeps you up at night the most? How do you plan to remedy this? I think whenever students don’t have a voice in the issues that affect them that’s not right and it’s problem. Students can and should take the lead on this campus. They should lead the EMU/SRC renovation project. Students of color should lead any changes within CMAE. Students should take the lead on addressing the cost of our education. Students should take the lead in bringing back anonymous report forms to protect survivors of sexual assault. I will reach out to every student who has not had a voice on campus and dedicate my time to making sure their voice is heard. Without listing experience, what’s so special about you anyway? Why are you doing this? What’s special about me is that I have the good fortune to be part of this amazing student body. And what’s special about them? You name it. There are so many different kinds of people from so many back grounds who are passionate and engaged and looking for something more out of their time here and looking to give back to their campus community. I do this for them. I have had the privilege this year of working with so many awesome students on a wide array of issues. I want to keep building student voice around these issues so we can start making some real changes for everybody. Students have found that ASUO elections rouse a kind of futile discourse consisting of many “empty promises.” To quote Shakespeare, candidate promises truly sound like “much ado about nothing.” Obviously there’s a lot to be done at the UO, but let’s not forget how short an executive term is. Slates aside, what are your principal, feasible priorities? I will prioritize funding for student groups and programs. I will help address the cost of our education by bringing student voices to Salem and Washington DC to fight for more higher education and financial aid funding. Furthermore, I will work with administration to bring down the cost of the EMU/SRC renovation project—I’ve been in enough meetings to know that it can be done. Reinstating anonymous report forms is another attainable victory that will greatky improve student lives. I also will continue to be an ally to students of color as they fight for transparency in the transition from OMAS to CMAE. Finally, I will keep pressing the State Board of Higher Education to keep guns and tasers off of this police force. Although the ASUO is one of the most established student governments in the country, a majority of the UO student body remains apathetic (and annoyed) during elections. If you could speak to these apathetic students in particular, what would you tell them? There’s a lot of rhetoric thrown around on campus through various means that I think disempowers students. They don’t believe that they can or should fight for an affordable education, or a sustainable campus, or for social justice. That rhetoric is wrong and it’s a lie. Students can do so much. We have the power—this is our school. It’s your choice whether to care or not, but if someone tells you not to care, don’t listen. They aren’t leaders. And now for the most pressing of inquiries: As you may or may not know, we’re all about the booze here at the Commentator. If you could have a drink with anyone, who would it be and what would you be drinking? Be very specific. One of the most important leaders of the twentieth century and perhaps the most influential woman in the civil rights movement, Ella Baker. We would drink red wine, something modest and inexpensive. ASUO Senate – 4/4/12April 4th, 2012 by RebeccaClusterfuck in Review: Sam Dotters-Katz calls for Eckstein and Taylor’s removalApril 4th, 2012 by AshleySnatching defeat from the bowels of victory. The 2012 ASUO elections are currently underway, but Sam Dotters-Katz is still riled up (and rightfully so) about 2011. In an email sent to the Con Court in the late hours of Tuesday night, Dotters-Katz petitioned for the removal of Ben Eckstein and Katie Taylor, on grounds that are perhaps less traditional than normal: “This is not an impeachment petition. This is an elections grevience [sic]. The Court has the power to remove candidates from the election. Further, the Court has the power to remove elected officials from office after elections occur, if evidence comes to light regarding egregius [sic] violations.” The grievance refers specifically to the dirty financial dealings of the Ben and Katie campaign reported by the ODE. On that matter, Dotters-Katz isn’t pulling any punches: “The election rules differentiate between different levels of violations, based on severity of the action, ‘Egregious Violations’ being the most extreme, followed by ‘Serious Violations’. Turning in incomplete contribution forms is listed as a serious violation…However, I also argue that the violations outlined as ‘egregious’ are also applicable and more correctly describe the misconduct Ben and Katie.” And what is the plan? It’s something of an odd-ball, and yet refreshingly frank approach:
So, as of yesterday, we have another major scandal coming out of the ASUO executive, one that may involve an impeachable offense, and at least one person is taking up the charge to make it happen. Excellent. Further Proof of the ASUO Con Court’s Utter Futility, and Seriously, Beware the BallotMarch 27th, 2012 by RebeccaThe Petition for Review/Motion for Consideration submitted by Senator Ben Rudin and Former ASUO Prez Sam Dotters-Katz that called for the ASUO Constitution Court to simply look-over an approved ballot measure– has been denied! Thus, come elections, THIS RIDICULOUS MEASURE shall be voted on: Should students be allowed to vote directly on funding levels for certain incidental-fee funded programs? In their decision to simply do nothing as per usual, the Con Court upheld…
Rudin and Dotters-Katz were trying to question the constitutionality of a previous decision! No wonder it was denied. They really should have gone after the Court and its decision on more compelling grounds, with more “permissible justifications,” like “procedural errors,” perhaps — rather than a daft questioning of constitutionality. For according to the Con Court,
Here are those Constitution Court Rules they’re referring to, (thank you Ben Rudin, I’m a terrible journalist):
ASUO Con Court, I get it now. You’re in a bind. You’re bound by the Constitution. There ain’t nothin’ you can do. Well with that in mind, could you go ahead and elucidate 1) how this ballot measure was passed in the first place, considering its unconstitutionality combined with your being bound to the Constitution and everything 2) your utility 3) how exactly you serve students, the University in general 4) the reason for your existence, etc. ? And P.S., the ASUO Senate body talks mad shit about you! And the Ol’ Dirty Emerald has called y’all mole people before. Off the record. To readers, I say unto you– vote DOWN the possibility of giving students the ability to choose the funding for I-Fee programs. Denying students this ability isn’t elitist or anti-democratic, it’s just (cringe, wince) standing by the ASUO’s entire purpose. To the ASUO Senate and respective finance committees, I say unto you the same thing. If students have this ability, your fundamental justification for existence (budgeting, allocating the I-Fee throughout the whole goddamn school year) will be undermined immeasurably. So think about it. C’mon, do you really want any of your authority undermined immeasurably, any of your ego deflated indefinately? Lastly, long live The ASUO Constitution Court: Ineffectual Mole People 4 Lyfe. Keep up the good work guys. What would we ever do without you? DisgraceMarch 20th, 2012 by Kellie B.First of all, fuck you Sophie Luthin. Not only are you bringing disgrace to all Sophie’s everywhere, you are doing stupid bullshit that I now have to blog about and wasting time that should be devoted to studying the implications of psychology within the legal system. Sophie “da Sneak” Luthin is the campaign manager for Ben Bowden and Lamar Wise, and she has been accused two fuck-ups. One is starting the campaign before midnight on April 2nd. The second is the manner of this pre-campaigning, where in students were lead to believe that if they were signing a petition in support of more football tickets for students (Go Ducks!) but in reality it was a contact info gathering scheme for Bowman and Wise’s campaign. Fucking stupid. Jena Langham, who filed the grievance, is asking for Sophie’s removal from the campaign. All the details are below, and since Cedar ignored it, it’s going to Con Court and won’t be dealt with ’til after Spring Break. Cool.
The Student Loan Forgiveness Act of 2012 introduced in the HouseMarch 16th, 2012 by AshleyStudents out there drowning in their own little puddle of the almost $1 trillion United States student loan debt might see a little bit of metaphorical sun this year in the form of student loan forgiveness. HR 4170, or the Student Loan Forgiveness Act of 2012, will “provide that if a student loan borrower equal to 10% of their discretionary income for a period of ten years, the balance of their federal student loan debt will be forgiven,” according to the bill’s author, Rep. Hansen Clarke. In his speech to the House, Clarke asserted that in addition to assisting students with sometimes crippling financial burdens, this bill will help stimulate the economy by freeing up funds for millions of individuals, which would in turn help the American job market (I believe the technical term is an “economic tripple whammy”). An official press release on the Clarke’s website further filled out details of the bill:
“It’s time for Congress to stand up for the rights of student loan borrowers,” Clarke claimed on the House floor to conclude his proposal. “It’s time to forgive these student loan debts.” Let’s all keep our fingers crossed as this bill starts its long and vicious journey through the House. I know I would personally love to stimulate the economy by picking up a few more six-packs than I could otherwise. A video of Clarke’s speech to the House can be found here. ASUO Senate – 3/14/2012March 14th, 2012 by RebeccaAndrew Breitbart passes away at 43March 2nd, 2012 by Kellie B.Breitbart, a conservative commentator, Huffington Post co-founder, Drudge Report contributor, and veritable hurricane of political insight with four websites of his very own, is dead at 43, apparently from a heart attack. He was known most recently for breaking the Anthony Weiner scandal on his website BigJournalism, and for participating in the conservative gay rights group, GOProud. A force to be reckoned with, Breitbart will be missed. Here is a quote from his book Righteous Indignation:
ASUO Senate – 2/29/2012February 29th, 2012 by Rebecca |