This is going to be the first in a series of posts that will examine the numerous other conservative student publications out there. Why would I want to do such a thing? Because these other publications are so goddamn bad, that’s why. Seriously, some of these guys need to get a class B license so they can drive the semi out of their tightly clenched asses.

First on the list is the North Carolina Review. Usually I find it distasteful to simply make fun of southerners for the oft-spoken perception of them being nothing more than moonshine-swilling, Confederate-flag-saluting, NASCAR-watching inbreds. But then I met these guys in Chicago, and I learned that my stereotypical view of North Carolinans was accurate. These crackers be crazy!

Take a look at their blog. It’s nothing but Lincoln bashing. They even go so far as to call the Great Emancipator a dictator. They even link the wellfare state to Lincoln. Ouch.

Also of interest is the fact that the entire webpage seems reminiscent of another Collegiate Network funded publication … ours. Don’t believe me? Take a look at their mission statement. Does it look familiar?

I can’t get too upset, though. Take a look at who works for them. Go to the bottom and check out Adam Herring. He’s the guy they lock in the closet and bring out to scare the liberals. Apparently every publication has its Chrittner.

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