What Better Way to Say…
Why can’t you be as fit and attractive as these Olympic athletes?
The Obesity Olympics, very poorly named, brings to mind the dangerously overweight competing in strenuous physical trials to prove, once and for all, who really has the champion inside.
Paul Hamm will teach a 319-pound man how to tumble for ya. Then refuse to give up his medal.
Tanya Harding will teach beautiful inner-swans to glide on the ice, and whack their competitors in the knee.
Marion Jones will inject everyone with steroids.
Eric Rudolph will make bombs.
We’ll all come out feeling like winners, naturally.
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