The ODE ran a story today on the Campbell Club incident, mainly dueling quotes between the EPD and the co-opers. I enjoyed this part for the mental image (emphasis added):

[EPD Officer] Stubbs said people were not allowed out of their handcuffs to urinate because of safety concerns.

“One man in handcuffs had to use the restroom, so we allowed his girlfriend to help him,” Stubbs said. “He was not released from his handcuffs because he had previously been threatening officers, and it was a safety issue.”

You ol’ kinky polecats!

Everyone’s favorite money-wasting douchebag, Bill Sizemore — known for his seemingly unquenchable thirst to put as many ballot measures as he possibly can before Oregon voters — got thrown in jail today for contempt of court.

Oh well.