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The Apocalypse Issue

I am sure there’s some clue to my deepest sexual depravities somewhere in that headline. Surely.

Sit there, consumed with lust for the rest of the evening as you wait for the print version to arrive, or read it here now!

As always, online version now, print version on stands (what’s left of them) Friday.
Read and be merry!

On stands shortly. Damn print media.

Click here to read!

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You know what’s ballsy? Publishing a football-themed issue of a university publication the morning your school is set to play the biggest football game in its history, an issue that will only reach newsstands two days later. Ballsy verging on the idiotic; ballsy verging on the “That was actually an awful idea”; maybe even not so much “verging.” But ballsy nonetheless.

Just like Chip Kelly, the star of our newest issue — well, not entirely. His balls are the star. The entire issue attempts to harness the spirit of Chip Kelly’s balls — outrageous, reckless, creative, lunatic, assured, averse to punting. We’ve done our best to stick our neck out on this one. Rest assured that, with the exception of one onside kick late in proofing, we did not at any point use our feet to make this issue, even on fourth and long.

What you will find inside though:

• Reminiscence on the academic career of Bill Hillar, the ex-UO instructor whose balls were both his making and his undoing.
• The most disturbing headline We’ve ever read. Read the issue and see if you can tell which one I mean.
• Someone ballsy enough to reject the idea of legalized cannabis in the pages of the Oregon Commentator.
• An advice column written by Chip Kelly’s balls themselves. Incidentally, those balls may have crushed our regular advice columnist, Kellie Bramstone, in their gravitational field.
• One contributor is ballsy enough to question Comcast even though we’re using Comcast internet service to upload our issue.
• Julian Assange’s thoughts on teabagging.
• Oh and our editorial. It’s a poem, motherfucker! Think that’s not ballsy? Poetry will drive you insane. Have you ever had the stones to publish a poem about the news? Is that even wise?

Editor’s note: This was written Monday morning after a whole night of being awake, thus adding to its hilarity.

We’re putting the magazine together tonight, guys, so don’t expect to see a Monday morning digest.

Our hard work this term has paid off in yet another brilliant magazine.

Inside!

• Game crushing
• A Temperate Solution
• ASUO elections wrap up
• The Price of Fame

Photo Credit: Oregon Daily Emerald

Need something to do while putting off studying for upcoming finals? Well look no further, we have our latest issue online for all of you to read.

Inside:

• Draw-a-Dick winners
• Webstars!
• Bias in the Classroom
• Hate Speech Debate
• Campus Customer Service
• and much more

The new issue has been distributed, this morning, around campus a little bit. Look for it to be fully distributed by Nekblad and Kiefer by around mid-day. Josh McCormick’s cover makes it a real piece of art in-hand.

Go grab yourself one.

Download this picture and color in University of Oregon President Richard Lariviere. Submit your colorings/drawings via email to us at [email protected] or upload it and submit it in the comments section. We have 2 weeks till our next issue comes out, so get in your submissions! First Place will be a Sudsy Tee, and the others will be mystery prizes!

Just posted the new issue online. It’s got some real gems like:

• Graduate School Applications
• An article by a new ASUO Senator
• Places to nap on campus
• Osama bin Laden going green
• A visit to the Jaqua center

Read the new issue

I know you’ve all been clamoring for an updated OC Archive, and lucky you it has finally been posted. The Archives from this year and the end of last year have been updated, with my end goal being to scan in all of the old issues as well.

Until then, enjoy Volume 26 and Volume 27.

Last issue of the term, full of holiday cheer.

Inside

• Undercover at Powershift
• Thanksgiving with the O’Sullivans
• Elves behaving badly
• Holiday Drinking Game!
• Shameless Book Promotion
• What Happens when The OC goes to Texas

It’s official. This year’s “Back to the Booze” is out on newsstands all around campus.

Go out and get one–it’s colorful and packed full of helpful tips on how to survive as a freshman.

Cheers to the two girls I saw reading it and laughing at “OC Asks…”

“Robocop: A condom. Ha!”