New issue out on stands
February 11th, 2010 by DNekblad and I distributed the mags to their respective places yesterday. Go get yourself a hard copy, it’s very sensual. Like velour, or a tiger. Or a velour tiger.
Archive for February, 2010New issue out on standsFebruary 11th, 2010 by DNekblad and I distributed the mags to their respective places yesterday. Go get yourself a hard copy, it’s very sensual. Like velour, or a tiger. Or a velour tiger. ASUO Senate Feb. 12thFebruary 10th, 2010 by Drew CattermoleASUO Executive asks ACFC to fund OSPIRGFebruary 10th, 2010 by DThe ASUO Executive has issued a letter asking the ASUO’s Athletics and Contracts Finance Committee to partially fund OSPIRG, starting “incrementally” for the next few years. The Executive did not suggest an appropriate amount of funding for OSPIRG only that they, “will be advocating for a dialogue that hopefully ends in partial funding for them this year, with incremental increases over time,” according to the Executive’s communications director Curtis Haley. In part, the letter says, “Ultimately, a strong majority of staff members agreed that OSPIRG’s presence on campus is a benefit to student and deserves our financial support.” Understanding the politics of most of the members of the Executive, this statement isn’t very surprising. What is surprising is that the Executive made mention of fiscal responsibility concerning the issue of OSPIRG saying they were, “aware of some of the concerns that some student have voiced about OSPIRG’s funding model.” Their reasoning for OSPIRG being a financially responsible decision?
Of course, earlier this year when the idea of funding OSPIRG was on the table, the question of fiscal responsibility was the key issue. ACFC member Alex McCafferty was quoted as saying the ASUO didn’t have enough money for OSPIRG anyways, “it’s tight and isn’t conducive to adding a budget of that magnitude.” Happy Valentine’s Day, Daily EmeraldFebruary 10th, 2010 by DThose lovable scamps down at our campus newspaper, the Daily Emerald, decided to offer up a little Valentine’s Day gift to students by giving out free personal ads to celebrate the holiday. Wanting to fully take advantage of such an offer, the Oregon Commentator decided to run a personal ad of our own, which ran in today’s edition of the Emerald. The image is above, but the text reads:
Anyone want to take a stab at who “You” and “Me” is? Guess/comment away. ASUO Slogan Contest WinnerFebruary 9th, 2010 by DAnd now, the winner of the ASUO Slogan Contest: 1st Place: “The ASUO: White privilege, but we’re sorry about it.” 2nd Place: “The ASUO: Nazis are bad. Also, racism.” 3rd Place: “Because 100 bad ideas is better than a few good ones.” Honorable Mention: “Ass Shit University of Oranges.” We will be e-mailing all the people who submitted these, so hopefully you put your correct e-mail in. First place gets a Sudsy Tee, second place gets a hand-delivered issue of the Commentator, and third place gets a handshake. Also, Honorable Mention gets this Mystery Jar. Graduation Going GreenFebruary 9th, 2010 by Drew CattermoleHoly Biodegradable Graduation Gown Batman! KEZI reports on the new graduation gowns. One if by Land, Two if by TeaFebruary 9th, 2010 by DSarah Palin gave a speech to a “tea party” a few days ago, one in which she said “America is ready for another revolution.” Palin’s comments, according to a Register-Guard article, were typically hilarious.
Which is exactly why the M.I.L.F decided to quit her job halfway through to join Fox News as a “pundit”. Oh, it gets better.
(Insert snarky sexual innuendo here) Pacifica Forum for DummiesFebruary 8th, 2010 by Evan Patrick ThomasDear everyone who stopped caring,
QUESTION: ASUO Slogan Contest Ends Tonight!!February 8th, 2010 by DThe ASUO slogan contest will be ending tonight, so be sure to post your entries into the comments section of that blog post. We will announce the winner either Tuesday night or Wednesday morning. Obama’s Gun LawsFebruary 8th, 2010 by D“Back up in yo ass with the resurrection” There was a particularly ridiculous letter to the editor in last Wednesday’s Emerald, one in which the author of the letter, Curtis Taylor, made the claim that, “[Obama has] signed into law more repeals of good gun policies than President George W. Bush” whatever that means. As November 2008 came near, many on the conservative side of things expressed great fear that Obama would pass some kind of sweeping legislation against guns, effectively changing gun ownership in America forever, and for the worst. Many on the left (as I assume Taylor is, given his opinion) felt this a compelling force behind myriad reasons why they voted for Obama. Yet not much has come in the way of mass gun control from Obama. Indeed, Taylor expressed his frustration that Obama has, “showed no signs of leadership on the issue.” Leadership, of course, being the backhanded term being used there for not “doing what I want.” If Only Her Boobs Could Play the DrumsFebruary 8th, 2010 by DThis flier was put in all the student programs’ mailboxes at the end of last week. Indeed, I’m sure some of you may have seen a girl in a big vagina costume walking around campus (someone saw it and told me they initially thought it was some kind of protest, which seems reasonable). Needless to say, the sight is rather odd. Especially when you consider that, by the looks of the drawing on the flier, the costume may be a tad under-contextualized. Some upturned legs or a tuft of hair at the top may do the trick next time. The “Vaginagram” is a fundraising effort by the Women’s Center for a retreat they want to do. I’m glad to see programs are doing such fundraising (although I have to ask, what money paid for the suit? Also, where the fuck do you buy a big vagina suit?) but to be honest, I’m not so sure a singing vagina really makes that much sense. Who really connects the dots between a singing vagina and a valentine? Also, does the Men’s Center plan on following suit with a big, breakdancing cock? These are questions I’d like answered. Preferably in song. I highly recommend buying one of these for your friends. How often does an opportunity like this arise? It’s a no-brainer. Love/Sex Issue Online!February 6th, 2010 by Drew CattermoleOur latest efforts have led us to the Love/Sex issue, just in time for Valentine’s Day. Love is in the air and also in the pages of our magazine. Inside
ASUO Slogan ContestFebruary 5th, 2010 by DDrew announced in a previous blog post that we were going to hold a slogan contest for the ASUO, but I wanted to get a separate comments column going for it. In case you haven’t heard, the ASUO is in the middle of a re-branding effort, and is looking for a new slogan. Best slogan in the comments section gets a free Sudsy t-shirt. Even if you want to apply anonymously, please be sure to type in your correct e-mail into the comment form so that we can contact you. “Sudsy tested, President appoved.” I’ll start it off: “The ASUO–Bolstering the resumes of average students applying to graduate school since 1970.” Resolutions, Resignations and Robert’s Rules of OrderFebruary 5th, 2010 by DAs the Pacifica Forum resolution finally passed Rules Committee on Wednesday, so too did it bring quite the controversy with it–and this time, no Nazis were present. Towards the end of the evening a bomb was dropped on the Senate (an odd happening in the same night the new ASUO logo had been debated) as tensions over a point of order rose to such that Senate Vice President Nicholas Schultz called for Senate President Nick Gower to resign by shouting, “Step down! Step down!” The controversy started when Gower did not follow the speakers list–an ordered list for members to abide by–and instead called on Senator Lindsay Reichardt, out of turn. Schultz accused Gower of abuse of power, and called to question Gower’s action. Sens. McCafferty and Gower told Schultz he was not allowed to question that specific action of the Chair (Gower). Schultz, along with ASUO President Emma Kallaway, left the meeting for approximately 40 minutes and came back with a book of Robert’s Rules of Order–the governing rules the ASUO abides by. From here, the situation escalated into a term I’m trying to coin here lately (patent pending)–a McDisasterfuck. Schultz had figured out that Gower and McCafferty were wrong, and that if two or more Senators called to question the actions of the Chair (Gower) then they could indeed discuss it. OSPIRG, From the InsideFebruary 4th, 2010 by DAn e-mail between a former OSPIRG employee and last year’s ASUO Executive Sam Dotters-Katz This morning I came to the office, and one of our staffers gave me a hard copy of an e-mail given to her by a person who wished to remain anonymous. It was an e-mail sent last year to then-ASUO Executive Sam Dotters-Katz by a former staffer at a branch of what I believe is SOUPIRG (The redacted parts, from what I can make out, say “SOU”–Southern Oregon University). I contacted Mr. Dotters-Katz this morning to confirm the legitimacy of the e-mail, which he verified. The e-mail is rather interesting. Here’s the body:
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