Our Best Shot At Reviving Polygamy
I don’t think it’s online, but the vox-pop accompanying the ODE’s handgun story features this spectacular quote from grad student Corey Johnson:
University policy should trump state law… its mission is to protect the safety and well-being of students.
I couldn’t agree more. Myself, I have long envisioned the campuses of the Oregon University System as quasi-autonomous regions not subject to regulation by the rest of the state, as I think this is our best shot at reviving polygamy. Hopefully this guy is going to be running for public office sometime soon.
Steady on, everybody. I’m sure he was either misquoted, or read the quote and realized it wasn’t what he intended to say. I don’t know about you lot, but I go into random-word mode whenever there’s a tape recorder within earshot.
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And lo on the third day he shall rse again laying about with poorly constructed writing and a lack of all agreed rules of grammer and puncuation what so ever and you shall know his name is name is idiot when he begins posting for no reason
Books of MacMurry 1:1
p.s. Screw the final word and screw OUS they can have my gun when they pry it from my dead hands (really they just have to wait untill the speed causes me to twitch violently enough to pop out of my shoulder holster)
In this kingdom of proposed UO totalitarian rule, no guns will be allowed on campus, no animal products shall be consumed in the boundries of our great land, “Yellow Submarine” shall be the national anthem and Ken Kesey will be our object of worship. Corey Johnson, Founding Father of Universitus de Oregoni, I salute you!
According to the student directory, Corey is a grad student of Geography, which leads me to also question why he decided to stop at UO law superceding state law. UO could allow torture on campus, which would allow Gitmo to be moved to lovely Eugene, which could already be considered torture by some. It could also get PETA off the admin’s back, as detainee’s could be used for testing rather than monkeys. Viva la Vivisection!
I’d be curious to see what program this Corey grad student guy is in. Clearly, they’re admitting idiots. So much for that competitive edge.
I also saw that this morning, and was planning on pointing it out to you later on.
Why not just trump federal law while we’re at it there, Cory? Why not just make the UO its own country and secede from the United States of America? Or, how about you just get yourself a My First Law Book and educate yourself.