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Jimmy Kimmel: Zionist Racist

The last full episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live I saw featured Kimmel and Snoop Dogg getting drunk on Vodka, and ended with Kimmel making fun of one of his guests, a ventriloquist, before manhandling his puppet. It was decent television, but nothing special. I’ve caught the show sporadically through the years, but I’ve never watched more than 10 minutes of it at a time.

But thanks to the rational folks at Indymedia (my only source for news), I now know that Jimmy Kimmel is nothing but a Zionist racist. What precipitated this discovery? Well, the other night Kimmel had Charlie Sheen on as a guest. At one point, the conversation turned to 9/11 — total yuck-yuck fare, I know — a topic that has interested Sheen ever since he stopped doing smack and donned his tinfoil hat. Sheen has questioned whether or not the government played a role in the attacks. But apparently Kimmel, being a conniving Zionist racist and all, was having nothing of it, and changed the topic. Thus, the apoplexy from the Indymedia crowd:

It’s nice that someone mentioned 911 truth on TV, but it’s obvious that Kimmel was just out for some ratings and had no intention of actually trying to find out anything new about 911.

Yep, another year without that coveted Pulitzer, Kimmel.

But [Sheen] did mention [9/11] so it was a small step forward. And Oprah? Well, don’t hold your breath on that one either. She still thinks James Earl Ray killed MLK.

Gasp. Fuckin’ Zionist racist.

what else would you expect. these t.v. talents and their producers didn’t get to be out-front of the big media machine by letting the a little truth disturb the surface of their trip through the status-quo media-matrix.

I have now begun peppering all sentences with the phrase “status quo media matrix”.

  1. Danimal says:

    Poor Charlie. Clearly the drugs and hookers were medically necessary.

    I think that it would greatly improve “Two and a Half Men” if this aspect of the new Charlie Sheen was worked into his “playing my own degenerate self” character. It could be like X-Files but with whores.

  2. Anthony says:

    Date Movie was the worst film I have seen in a long time. That of course takes the cake.

  3. Tyler says:

    Not as horrible as Date Movie, I’m sure.

  4. Anthony says:

    I respectfully disagree gentlemen, Major League II was a most excellent film, however he should have been shot after Spin City and definitely executed after Two and a Half Men. Not to mention Scary Movie 4 which was horrible.

  5. Ian says:

    I disagree. He should’ve been shot for The Rookie, which came four years earlier.

  6. This is no surprise… I mean, who hasn’t seen the Parker-Stone expose ”Team America: World Police?” There’s no way around it: Sheen has been moonlighting for Al-Qaeda or, at the very least, the Muslim Brotherhood. And, in the end, it’s really our (that is, the American people’s) fault… Sheen should have been summarily executed shortly after the release of ”Major League II”.

  7. Anthony says:

    Thank you Hollywood leftists for crackpot conspiracy plots. Kudos to Kimmel for changing the topic. If Sheen wants to discuss government plots how about how LBJ had Kennedy killed? What would we do without crazy Hollywood elites asking the real tough questions?

  8. Olly says:

    Wow. Just… wow.

    I had been vaguely aware that Charlie Sheen had gone completely mental, but I don’t think I realized exactly how far things had degenerated:

    “This is a landmark moment in the 9/11 Truth Movement. We have fired a flaming arrow into the heart of the myopic propaganda posing as the irrefutable official story. Come one, come all, the floodgates have opened! Reveal your patriotism.”

    I’m speechless. This is wonderful. Now, if Sheen will just appear as a guest on Hugo Chavez’ TV show to discuss 9/11, my life will be complete.

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