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We Salute You, Sergey Tuganov

From The Sun:

A SEX-MAD Russian died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.

The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.

But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack, revealed Moscow police.

One of the women, named only as Alina, said: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”

I would like to confer upon Tuganov the posthumous title of Ol’ Polecat – the highest honor the Commentator awards. The last person we bestowed the title on was a 112-year-old WWI veteran who claimed his longevity was the result of “cigarettes, whiskey and wild women.”

Hat tip to Fark, where commentors have declared Tuganov “a modern day John Henry.”

  1. Gardiner Menefree says:

    Carlos, in my opinion Sergey has only ever been a myth, an urban legend. Even photos cannot — in this era of digital manipulation — prove he ever existed. He is a myth who exists only in the minds of men. And women?

  2. Carlos Lopez says:

    In my opinion Sergey is now a myth, a legend! I propouse to create The Sergey Foundation for everybody! All men we consider extreme sex, wild women, and a “menage a trois” a way of life. He is the absolut winner!
    Greetings from Mexico City,
    Carlos Lopez
    Member of Sergey Foundation

  3. Clyde says:

    The ultimate Pyrrhic phallic victory! Now how are they going to get the casket to close?

  4. Otter says:

    C’mon, that man was awesome, but he died at the end. What a pussy.

  5. C.T. Behemoth says:

    We should smoke a pack of Russian cigarettes in the amphitheater in his honor.

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