Political Smackdown!
Got those midterm election blues? Overwhelmed by the partisan bickering of petty political hacks? Ask your doctor about the Oregon Commentators Political Smackdown Issue, now available at this fine blog, and coming to boxes around campus next Thursday. In it you’ll find all the OC humor and analysis you’ve come to expect with a healthy dollop of pro-wrestling attitude, and the perfect cure for your apathy… at least untill you’re done reading, after that it’s up to you. Candyass.
As always, please enjoy the Commentator responsibly.
I must say, that is a great picture that you have of me.
I love politicians… always thinking of others! Glad you like the pic Jared, hope the rest of the issue tickles you as well.
I have more respect for Dallas Brown now, than I ever did before.
Ashley Rees is a succubus.
Succubus or Suckubus? Think carefully now…
Rees is neither a succubus nor a suckubus; she’s a Tracy Flick.
Great interview with Dallas, by the way.
Mecha is still a bunch of racists. And the ASUO will always suck…never stopped to amaze me how intense kids get about student government politics. Or rather how excited they get to waste other students money…
I spell it correctly. She is a succubus, in the correct Western definition as provided by Wikipedia.com.
Evan, I’m dying here.
What does that mean, Ted?
It means you should fucking call 911, dude. Jesus!
You know him better than I do. YOU call.
Can u plzzzz keep Dallas asa regular writer? It makes the OC the most interesting scoop around…
It is a bit ironic that Dallas would deride someone because a woman is running their life.
Evan: you made a funny
Kevin, elaborate?
For the record I am aware that 1 in 166 children devolop autism not on in 66.
There is no daylight between the Commentator and the Truth.
All is as it should be.
Really.
All is as it should be.
This issue may set a record for glaring typos!
Um, that would be BTTB, which had a typo on the cover. This, believe it or not, is progress.
Those aren’t typos there divine intervention!
Hey, typos are part of the OC life. If you’re spelling correctly you’re not drinking enough.
Isn’t there a Don Henley song that says that, Tim?
I didn’t know of anything in Don Henley’s catalog that qualifies as a “song”.
Now THAT is hilarious.