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Political Smackdown!

Got those midterm election blues? Overwhelmed by the partisan bickering of petty political hacks? Ask your doctor about the Oregon Commentators Political Smackdown Issue, now available at this fine blog, and coming to boxes around campus next Thursday. In it you’ll find all the OC humor and analysis you’ve come to expect with a healthy dollop of pro-wrestling attitude, and the perfect cure for your apathy… at least untill you’re done reading, after that it’s up to you. Candyass.

As always, please enjoy the Commentator responsibly.

  1. Doomscheissah says:

    Now THAT is hilarious.

  2. Timothy says:

    I didn’t know of anything in Don Henley’s catalog that qualifies as a “song”.

  3. Doomscheissah says:

    Isn’t there a Don Henley song that says that, Tim?

  4. Timothy says:

    Hey, typos are part of the OC life. If you’re spelling correctly you’re not drinking enough.

  5. Dustin says:

    Those aren’t typos there divine intervention!

  6. Niedermeyer says:

    Um, that would be BTTB, which had a typo on the cover. This, believe it or not, is progress.

  7. Michael G. says:

    All is as it should be.

    This issue may set a record for glaring typos!

  8. Niedermeyer says:

    There is no daylight between the Commentator and the Truth.

    All is as it should be.


  9. Dustin says:

    For the record I am aware that 1 in 166 children devolop autism not on in 66.

  10. Dallas says:

    Kevin, elaborate?

  11. Niedermeyer says:

    Evan: you made a funny

  12. kevin says:

    It is a bit ironic that Dallas would deride someone because a woman is running their life.

  13. plzzzz says:

    Can u plzzzz keep Dallas asa regular writer? It makes the OC the most interesting scoop around…

  14. Evan says:

    You know him better than I do. YOU call.

  15. T says:

    It means you should fucking call 911, dude. Jesus!

  16. Evan says:

    What does that mean, Ted?

  17. niedermeyer says:

    Evan, I’m dying here.

  18. Doomscheissah says:

    I spell it correctly. She is a succubus, in the correct Western definition as provided by

  19. Anthony says:

    Mecha is still a bunch of racists. And the ASUO will always suck…never stopped to amaze me how intense kids get about student government politics. Or rather how excited they get to waste other students money…

  20. Evan says:

    Rees is neither a succubus nor a suckubus; she’s a Tracy Flick.
    Great interview with Dallas, by the way.

  21. Niedermeyer says:

    Succubus or Suckubus? Think carefully now…

  22. Doomscheissah says:

    I have more respect for Dallas Brown now, than I ever did before.

    Ashley Rees is a succubus.

  23. Niedermeyer says:

    I love politicians… always thinking of others! Glad you like the pic Jared, hope the rest of the issue tickles you as well.

  24. Jared says:

    I must say, that is a great picture that you have of me.

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