Well, you already have alcohol…

I think I’m responsible for the LaRouche book, but I can’t take credit for the Out or Faith No More.

And really, is there a more hilarious title anywhere than Children of Satan III: The Sexual Congress for Cultural Fascism? From a review:

Decrying the “dumbing down,” of America that has turned a once healthy and Aristotle-quoting citizenry into a reality TV-watching herd of “human cattle,” for the meat-packing convenience of Cheney et al., President LaRouche’s education revitalization program would begin with mass book/film/CD burning and university shuttering.

And then, education would be reconstructed along the basic ideas of the Pythagoreans, rejecting utterly the beast-man inducing philosophies of the Stoics, Eleatics, and those damned radical Euclidians–whose flawed geometry, Larouche says, was employed many centuries later to bolster the Cartesian ploy known as the a priori universe and then, aided and abetted by Thomas Hobbes, who “bans classical irony,” the CCF hypnotized baby boomers spawned Dick Cheney. This gives rise to post-Classical irony, which LaRouche for some reason fails to mention.

LaRouche’s vision is for a strong America rooted in a well-led mercantile class and the traditional American values founded in Renaissance Italy. The nation-state, he says, is the best form of political organization humanely possible, so long, of course, as LaRouche is running it according to proper geometric and artistic principles. In order to keep the nation-state strong he proposes eliminating Karl Rove and Jane Fonda.

To save ourselves from the fascists we have to start burning books. Connect the dots, man!

Ted:

There is, in fact, still a copy of “Who’s Deceiving the Liberals” on the shelf.