An ode to Chip Kelly’s balls. (Sneak preview of new issue!)
“Win The Day”
Going for it on 4th and 3
That’s the way to victory
12 and 0 before this week
Refusing to accept defeat
Faking punts and running wide
Switching plays from side to side
To praise the man, no that’s not all
These vict’ries rest on Kelly’s balls.
Fake punt did the job
then 4th and goal confused the mob.
No goal was gained although
yet mighty ducks continued. GO!
Chip’s chips. however, did not fall
and Tigers end up taking all. 🙁
chip is one for one so far in the game
faking 1 and going for 2
making auburn think a new