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Fifth Column Indeed

Have I mentioned lately how much I detest the anti-war left? Seems they’ll resort to creating disruptions of everyday business for people just to be heard. Reminds me of a friend’s 10-year-old brother, cries and screams whenever things don’t go his way. This protest crap in light of Al Queda planning to kill kids, Saddam having drones to drop chemical weapons, Blix burying that information 178 pages deep in his report, the French selling spare-parts to Saddam, and a whole host of other happenings. Rome is burning and these kids want to play the fiddle. Only this time it’s the Jews they’re blaming instead of the Christians and they’re a little more subtle than Nero. I’m so angry I can barely put words to it, but I can say this…shut up; you stupid, misguided, naieve kids. Shut up and go home. Your logical faculties are obviously damaged beyond all recompense, so civil discourse with you will not make you understand. So, I quit. From now on I will resort to ad hominem attacks, backbiting, and every other underhanded tactic to make you feel guilty about your viewpoint; assuming that you kids have conciences, which I’m not quite convinced of at this point. Thus, because civil discourse cannot solve the issue, at least do the rest of humanity a service and be quiet so we can get some damn sleep. Enough. Yeah, yeah, you’ve got a right and all. I know, but at least understand that peacable assebly does not include stopping traffic, disrupting classes, smashing windows, screaming obscenities at passersby who might disagree with your idiocy, or violently comparing the President to one Adolf Hitler. Megaphones require a permit, so do parades, non-amplified speech and assembly in a park do not. I’m tired of hearing you suckers when I’m trying to take a damn test, or write down some notes so I could God forbid do well in school. I’m going to bed now. For something sweeter than this, click here.

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