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Sudsy Wants You to Join the Oregon Commentator
 

TIME has published the Matrix Reloaded’s cliffhanger: I warn you, do not read it, and for God’s sake, don’t tell me. If you do tell me, I will calmly apply for a handgun permit, wait the required time, pick up my new purchase and meet you at your front door. Thank you, this has been a public service announcement.

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