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This Is for Tim’s Waggin’ Finger. Oh, How I Miss That Finger.

Okay, so this is a little outdated, but I’ll run with it because it’s been a while since I’ve experienced Tim’s Bony Finger of Death. Although, I must admit that the finger is better used to destroy the self-worth of emotionally stunted, intellectually vacuous women who wish to talk econ at Rennie’s than spending policies of the Bush administration.

But I digress.

As for the increased NEA budget: Does this mean we’ll see more vivisected cows, scat-covered Virgin Marry paintings, and Mapplethorpe-inspired depictions of graphic gay sex? Or is this the beginning of an era of more conservative art? Will the NEA start funding the likes of Joe R. Kelley? Only time will tell.

P.S. Tim, you always say that art is worthless. I beg to differ. That awe-inspiring, patriotic picture of the bald eagle goes for sixty bucks. That ain’t chump change, my friend.

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