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Dear John,

Sorry, but I’m not going to be voting for you. If this were 2000, maybe then I would. If national security weren’t the most important issue facing America, maybe then. If I thought you being president and the congress remaining Republican would be the best thing for America as a whole, maybe then. But, John, you’ve got some rather unsavory friends. Well, maybe friends is the wrong word, but fans might be pretty close:



But the Dear Leader is not the only one getting deferential treatment from the communist state’s propaganda machine: John Kerry, the presumptive Democratic candidate, is also getting good play in Pyongyang.

In the past few weeks, speeches by the Massachusetts senator have been broadcast on Radio Pyongyang and reported in glowing terms by the Korea Central News Agency (KCNA), the official mouthpiece of Mr Kim’s communist regime.

As much as El Presidente is annoying the piss out of me with his spending, and his FMA supporting, I think you’ll probably be worse. You’ve got the Mondale platform, John. You think terrorism is a police matter, you want to increase taxes, and you look like a zombie. Sorry John, not this time around. Try again in ’08, maybe once we’ve beaten back the forces of darkness will we libertarians feel better about getting back to gridlock as usual.

All The Best,

Tim

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