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Too Stupid…err…Fat To Live

Via Asymmetrical Information It appears that some total jerkoff is suing Atkins for making him an unhealthy joker with clogged arteries. Wait just a goddamn minute, this idiot weighed 148 and decided to try to lose weight by dieting? He didn’t think that, gee, maybe eating nothing but fats and proteins would have a negative effect on his health in total? Go for a goddamn run or a bike ride or something you fool! Lucky he wasn’t on the damn diet for long enough to cause renal failure or shut down his pancreas via Type II Diabetes. What a maroon, as they say.