That Makes Three
Brando is dead.
The only channel that had anything on this while I was flipping around this morning was Fox, who were running a phone interview with insufferable “Inside The Actors Studio” host James Lipton. Lipton’s tribute was very, very long and featured much wanking about the Method. It culminated with the following exchange (not quite verbatim):
LIPTON: …but I think I know what’s happening in heaven – if there is a heaven – I’m pretty sure I can say what’s happening…
ANCHOR: Can you say it in ten seconds?
Naturally, he couldn’t.
