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Taiwan’s Need Is Greater Than Ours

Direct your attention to this story by OC alum Ben Brown. Then direct your attention to the fifteenth comment down below. Note where it was posted from. Then go about your day, perhaps whistling a happy tune. Unless you’re in Taiwan, in which case I’d recommend that you move.

  1. darcy says:

    President Bush will fix all this I’m sure. He’s the only one who can. If that frenchy Kerry wins Satan and the terorists win. We must reelect Bush!!!

    4 MORE YEARS!!!!

  2. Olly says:

    Sorry, Taipei Kid. Sometimes evasive action is the only way to go.

    Here’s my favorite bit: “Fear not, though, it [the “sheer idiocy that permeates the United States from time to time”] doesn’t even begin to compare to the audacity of the stupidity that is Asia from day to day.”

    Proposed headline for press release: “Austin: Asia Is Also Stupid”.

  3. Timothy says:

    Here’s hoping that Taiwan doesn’t catch on and try to extradite Scottywoddydoodah back to the US. He’s on trial for crimes against grammar and logic, you know.

  4. Oh, thanks a lot. Guess it is time to call my travel agent.

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