Proof That My Credit Card Company Sold My Address
Now, I have no need of a razor with four blades. I barely have to shave more than once a week as is, and I’m not going after anything that would require mucho effort to shear. So, I’ve decided to give away this poor little wayward razor. After winning seven unappreciated cans of Coca-Cola C2 in a contest over on Welcome To Blog, I thought I’d give something back, something shiny and good for cutting.
So, A CONTEST! Today is Monday, I start work at my new banking job next Monday, it is 10:42 PM CST as I write this, so let’s say the deadline for entries is next Monday, November 15th, at 11pm CST (9pm Pacific). I shall give this poor wayward razor to the contestant who either comes up with the next great improvement to a product that’s fine already or photoshops the poor little razor into the most compromising position. Only entries posted in comments will be considered, hilarity is encouraged. BEGIN!
UPDATE: Blog has pointed out that our comments do not allow pictures to be posted to them, so picture entries can be emailed to nothf at yahoo dot com. Text entries should be posted for the “entertainment” of our “readers.”
