“Why did you kill me, mommy”
Since Olly got us back on the topic of things that are both disturbing and hilarious, I present to you this little ditty — a song sung by a grown man with a munchkin voice, told from the perspective of an aborted baby.
Enjoy.
That has to be the most bizarre thing I have heard for a while….
I hated that goddamned thing. Not funny. I think I argued with Brandon about it for an hour.
I demand an interview!
And he sang “Just a Friend.” I love that song.
The song was written and performed by “Lil’ Markie.” I wrote about him on my blog a few years ago. He cut several albums full of similar songs about rape, drug abuse, alcoholic fathers, being a good Christian, and “little, fluffy clouds.” Truly terrifying stuff.
Markie was a touring pastor (I think) and used helium to get his voice that high. Oh, and he’s now a local. He supposedly retired in Gladstone. Here’s the link.
I don’t know how you found this — and, considering jurisdictional issues, I don’t — but it’s a singularly interesting piece. Really makes you want kids, you know?