Kingsley and Boll: The Collaboration We’ve All Been Waiting For
The trailer for Dr. Uwe Boll’s latest and greatest video game adaptation is now out. Bloodrayne (starring Ben Kingsley and Kristanna Loken) will be in theatres January 2006, so I guess this leaves the 2005 Best Picture Oscar race wide open.
I wish they would make the movie Uwe Boll Vs. Paul Anderson, so we could finally answer the burning question: whose ability to make craptastic movie adaptations of videogames is more powerful? The dude behind the Double Dragon movie could direct.
It seems like House of the Dead is on Showtime almost every weekend. Say what you will about the esteemed Mr. Boll, but that movie is never hilariously stupid the same way twice.
Oh, and you should give me a call or email me your hilariously long Australian phone number. Have you purchased a cell phone yet?
You should go and watch C-SPAN.org right now… this Congressional debate is hilarious.
Also, does it make you sad that with Dr. Boll’s academic success your own PhD has likely devalued considerably?
Ian, this is miscategorized. I care very much about the scourge of Uwe Boll. I suspect Tyler does as well.
And Ben Kingsley? Why, Ben Kingsley?
Oh, and while we’re on the subject: everyone should go and see The Proposition if you get the chance.
Terminator three girl is sooo hot.