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From The International Sports Desk

My biggest double-take of the year: the other night I was perched at a table in a labyrinthine downtown bar, when I spotted an eerily familiar face at the 5 for the Sydney Kings. My subsequent spraying of beer across the table and frantic attempts to explain how awesome this was were greeted with, at best, bemusement.

Needless to say, now I have to get tickets. Doesn’t everybody love a happy ending? (His height is listed at 210cm on the team page. I’ll be keeping an eye on it.)

  1. Sho says:

    Ian Crosswhite Height Watch:
    2.5 meters
    Currently under drop bear attack.

  2. Timothy says:

    Ian Crosswhite Height Watch:
    2.1 to 8 meters
    Crossed with Stretch Armstrong in radiation accident.

  3. Marla says:

    Reunited, and it feels so good…

  4. Danimal says:

    Ian Crosswhite Height Watch:
    54 cm.
    In fetal position after dingo mauling.

  5. Jeremy says:

    Ian Crosswhite Height Watch:
    1.6 meters
    Boomerang Accident

  6. Timothy says:

    The lady in the cube next to me is going to wonder why I can’t stop laughing.

  7. Mindi says:

    I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that post.

    I almost can’t believe it…almost.

  8. Tyler says:

    I know the guy who dealt to Crosswhite. Nice guy. He has a lot of pot. If anyone wants more details they can e-mail me (unless he is a cop).

    p.s. I am not Crosswhite’s dealer and I don’t smoke pot.

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