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YouTube brings us some seriously creepy comedy gold.

  1. Gabrielle says:

    man, that was creepy

  2. Olly says:

    You should ask for your next one to read “Putting the ‘T’ back in ‘dyspeptic’.” The sub-editors owe you that much, I’d think.

    (Besides, as we both know from bitter experience, the comedy value of a typo is directly proportional to the prominence with which it is displayed.)

  3. T says:

    Oh, yeah … Sorry, busy week. Thanks for the compliments though. I’ll drop all y’all a line sometime. In the meantime, post more to the blog — I shouldn’t comment on stuff, but I can still read it.

  4. Timothy says:

    Dude, I sent you an email, you never return them.

  5. The missing "T" in Dyspeptic says:

    Jesus, if that’s the worst you can come up with, Olly …

    Also, I’m pretty sure I’m not supposed to post here anymore. Toodles. Drop me an email, fellas. And gimme that new fangled cell number, dude.

  6. Timothy says:

    Is that the beginnings of a faux hawk I see? How the mighty have fallen!

  7. olly says:

    While I’m at it: I don’t know who this asshole is, but I do know that “dyspepic” isn’t a word.

  8. Olly says:


    Just checked in with the Emerald, and was amused by this entirely meaningless statistic:

    According to a U.S. Department of Education study, about 27 percent of students at public four-year institutions classify themselves as minorities on the national level. In four-year-institutions in Oregon, however, only 15 percent of students enrolled classify as minorities – the University is below average across the board.

    It’s even worse than the ODE is telling you, folks: never mind the universities, the entire state is below average!

  9. Benny says:

    “We didn’t make up interbulate, it was already in the English language.” Not as far as any reputable dictionary is concerned. Man those guys were creepy.

  10. niedermeyer says:

    It’s the night of the living Scientologists! Man, South Park doesn’t even give these guys the credit they deserve

  11. Timothy says:

    “What are your crimes, Mark?”

    Is that the “What’s the frequency, Kenneth?” of a new millenium?

  12. Ian says:

    “You’re one little gnat. And look at the size of this church.”

    That pretty much sums up the church’s philosophy in a nutshell. Or at least their legal philosophy. What a brilliant scam.

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